Everyone keeps telling me to try online dating but I think it's weird. Some people I know have had great experiences and wonderful luck, but the others? Not so much. Maybe it's the hopeless romantic in me or something, but I think I'll meet "that guy" in a serendipitous way... offline.
Here's my online dating profile, if I ever become desperate enough to try it:
My name is Nina Kim. I'm a fucking award-winning gymnast. Google me! I'm pretty amazing. And super flexible. Wink.