Heartbreaker

Me, childish? Psshh...

Text. Call. Email. Repeat.

I've been asked a couple times for dating advice (which I'm totally not qualified to give), so I thought I'd offer some general LIFE advice (which I'm totally not qualified to give): Just one message will suffice. Maybe two. 6 text messages, 9 missed calls, and 15 emails are only acceptable to send if the recipient's life is in question.


Warning: Dating or life advice offered by Nina may cause depression, anemia, itchy scalp, alcoholism, involuntary celibacy, a craving for meat loaf, and sometimes even Swine Flu.

First Date

a. Uhh, who DOESN'T like dogs or cats??? Robots and aliens, that's who.
b. Neither Trix nor cartoons are just for kids.
c. I love beer. And unless you have Celiac's or an allergy, gluten-free is stupid.
d. Don't diss Neil. I'll cut you.

Consequences

Not my favorite. Not very funny. Totally last minute. Oh well.

I'm trying to finish another comic that is taking me forever. I was really hoping to finish it and post it tonight... Guess you'll have to stay tuned.

FYI: I apologized to God for calling him a dick. We're totally cool now. He's pretty forgiving.

Portraits by Coworkers

You know you're loved at work when your coworkers take the extra time out of their busy day to draw portraits of you on Post-it notes. These meticulously accurate works of art are by the lovely Kristin Earnest and Phillip Henderson.